Saturday, January 6, 2007


Dear Jerk,

Why do you find it necessary to vandalize my car? First the ketchup now My side mirror. What did I ever do to you? Probably nothing. The ketchup was ha ha FUNNY. But my mirror. That cost me $250 dollars. You see they don't just replace the mirror. They have to replace the WHOLE thing. You are an asshole. I hate you. I don't have that kind of money. I will hunt you down and have you arrested. I will be reviewing all tapes from last night in hope of catching you. I hate you.

No Love,


  1. Sorry that car is such a jerk magnet! Hope it's not you they're after, got mace?

    Please be safe, it worries me so.

  2. No way!!! Not again!!!! :(

  3. Vandals suck. I guess I'm lucky in that my car(s) haven't been messed with in many years. The last time I had to replace a tire that was knifed. Sorry about your car.

  4. My sympathies to you. I hope you catch the moron.