Tuesday, June 12, 2007

OH-IO



1. You don't think of Florida first when someone mentions Miami.

2. You snicker when someone's from Tiffin, because you think of the State Hospital.

3. You think Pro football teams are supposed to wear orange!

4. You've heard of 3.2% beer.

5. Schools close for the state basketball tournament. Deer season, too.

6. You're proud of your state fair, but would rather go to Cedar Point.

7. You know all the 4 seasons: Winter, Still Winter, Almost Winter, and Construction.

8. You live less than 30 miles from some college or university.
Tru That. Across the street.

9. You know what a buckeye really is, and have a recipe for candy ones.
And now I really want one. If you never had one I'm going to make them and send them to you. Put your address in the comments.

10. "Toward the lake" means "north" and "toward the river" means "south."

11. You've heard of the Great Nickel Beer Night Riot.

12. You know if other Ohioians are from southern or northern Ohio as soon as they open their mouths.
This is 100% accurate.

13. You root for a college team though you've never taken a class there.

14. You can spell words like Cuyahoga, Olentangy, Bellefontaine,and Tuscarawas *(Wapakoneta?) and you know which letter is doubled in "Cincinnati."
I can only spell my city. Cincinnati!

15. You always visit more than two amusement parks in one summer.

16. You know that Serpent Mounds were not made by snakes.

17. You know what game they're playing when the Mud Hens take on the Clippers.

18. "Vacation" means spending a day at Cedar Point or King's Island.
When I was a kid I used to go to Kings Island daily in the summer.

19. You measure distance in minutes.
So very true. Seems like now we should be measuring int by road construction and traffic.

20. .Down south to you means Kentucky.

21. Your school classes were canceled because of cold.

22. Your school classes were canceled because of heat.

23. You've ridden the school bus for an hour each way.

24. You've ever had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
Oh yes.

25. You know what's knee-high by the Fourth of July.

26. You end your sentences with an unnecessary preposition. Example: "Where's my coat at?"
I think I actually do this.

27. You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

28. You think of the major four food groups as beef, pork, beer, and Jell-O salad with marshmallows.

29. You carry jumper cables in your car.

30. You know what pop is.

31. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
One year I was the Little Mermaid and my mom had to sew my bikini top on to a turtleneck!


32. Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow.

33. You think sexy lingerie is tube socks and a flannel nightie.

34. The local paper covers national and international headlines on one page but requires 6 pages for sports.

35. You think that deer season is a national holiday.

36. You know which leaves make good toilet paper.

37. You thought that the Michael Stanley Band was the most popular band in the country.

1 comment:

  1. The first state fair I ever went to was in Ohio when I was living in Columbus for year.

    Cincinnati is beautiful at night.

    LOL at the bikini on your turtleneck.

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