So anyway... my sister Lisa, my Mom and myself pull up to the McDonald's drive-thru to order. It went like this and we were ordering for other people who weren't in the car.
Me (erika): "This is Sara and I'll have a number two. No pickles."
Mom: "This is Nancy and I'll have a number 3 with a coke."
Me (erika): "This is Lisa and I'll have a 10 piece chicken nugget with a sprite."
Lisa panics, it's her turn. She gives me a look when I say her name a look that says WTF. I shrug my shoulders. I have no idea why I said her name and not my own.
She's all out of names and her eyes grow wide with loss. She needs a name.
Lisa: "This is Phone and . hahahahah. hi."
Lady on mic: "Uhh nice to meet you... Phone"
This is where I awake from my dream LAUGHING.
Why this is funny I have no idea, but I just chuckled as I wrote it. and I cracked up when I told my mom. Sorry if you don't find it funny, but I'm still laughing! Oh and you cannot do that whole bag/name thing... as far as I know.