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Dear Mr. Crunchy,
I understand that a day full of classes can make you very hungry. I myself get hungry. I even pack my self some food. I noticed that you do to. However, I bring a snack pack of cheese crackers -you bring a fucking 3 course meal. Okay, Okay it may not be a three course meal but becuase that pizza hut and bread sticks smells so good it might as well be. Oh, And that Jimmy Johns sub you had the other day - It looked delicious, I couldn't help but notice... Your extremely annoying paper crumpling right in the middle of class kind of made of hard not to look.
you food is potent. Your loud. You chew with your mouth open... I can't here a word the professor is saying. and most of all. I'm hungry and your food smells so damn good. I hate you.