I usually send my mom e-mails so she has something to read in the morning. After re-reading this one before hitting send...I am kind of surprised she hasn't had me committed yet. who knows, maybe that day is coming...?
Subject: SUNDAY wake-up call from baby Jesus.
Good morning mother. If you go to ihop or brueggers(spell check wanted me to change that to buggers! ew, I'll pass on buggers for breakfast...) WAKE me. haha just thought I'd say that so there was no confusion ;-)
Anyway, my real purpose of writing this was to let you know that the two rags in the sink should probably not be used. There was a crazy amount of chicken juice that pretty much glued an ad to the counter... I used them to clean it up... so they are probably full of salmonella-ella-ella-ay
Also... I'll clean my chair area up when I get up. I'm just about to die from sleepiness right now ZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzZiZtZiZsZ2ZaZmZZzZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzZZZZZzZZ
Also. I think something is wrong with my bike tire.
Also. You are awesome.
Also. I am awesomererer.
Also. I think I am over worked(HA!) and under slept.
Also. like what like am I like doing. Its like I don't want to like end this like um such as this e-mail. am I like um like coming like across like clearly?
Yo' Daughter (aka your favorite daughter, aka the only one not adopted...)