Saturday, August 30, 2008

Word Verification

I Hate Hate HATE word verification.... but i was getting a bunch of weird comments so I had to add that lovely little gem to my blog... I neverrr had a problem before :-/

So squint a little harder and try to decipher the squiggled crazy letter combos.

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Rainbow!


Rainbow!
Originally uploaded by airrikajswan
super quick video from my macbook. I'm babysitting and don't have my camera... but had to capture this double rainbow!!

Friday, August 29, 2008

Doodle Week

It's Doodle Week....

Visit the Doodle Week Blog. They will post a doodle topic for each day this week! Join in!!
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Friday - Air Doodle Day!


Thursday - Fire Doodle Day!Wednesday - Doodle Water Day!

Tuesday - Doodle Earth Day!
Monday - Doodle Sunflower Day!
Click the photo to enlarge if you wish....

Monday, August 25, 2008

Show Off

Just wanted to show off my new swimming suit, pool cover-up and tan!

10 post 'till 700 total on my blog of 2 years and 27 days!! Be on the look out for a contest, I will be actually giving out a PRIZE ! ! All I know so far is that you must have a blog to enter... so if you don't have one yet - get crackin'!

Friday, August 22, 2008

Infomercials, a Love Hate Relationship


Top 5 Infomercial Wants
(at the moment anyway)... in no particular order.

1. ShamWow - I wonder if the Olympic pool people really do use it. Michael Phelps could be the next spokesman...
2. Snatch It - I'm 99.9% sure this does not exist in real life, but if it did... I'd buy it and surly be 100 pounds heavier.
3. Hawaii Chair - I think this is real, only because ellen got one and tried it out on her show. I only want one so I can use it to stand on when I reach for that unreachable item on the top shelf.
4. Pasta N' More - I want this because I hate watching water.... waiting for it to boil. Too hard. And I really long for color coded knives.
5. Push Up Pro - I want this because, well it looks like it makes the push up actually possible and a little less uncomfortable. Though I'm sure its only makes the whole process harder... but I still want it. Kind of reminds me of the Ab Roller.

#1 Top Infomercial Hate
Peticure - I'm beyond sick of the constant airing of this commercial I'm sick of the quick!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Fun.


Me?

Make yours here.

Un-Blonded


170/365, originally uploaded by airrikajswan.

I got my hair done with the intention of going back to my natural color(dark blonde). While this is a little darker than that, I like it, and expect it to fade in a few weeks. Color doesn't hold well in my hair...
Well anyway, meet the new me.

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Friday Flashback - Oops I Did it Again

It seems as though I forgot my Friday flashback yesterday. Since I'm jammin' right now it will be a quick one related to music.

First Concert: Britney Spears - Kings Island.

Shut up. Someone had a free ticket... when she first came onto the music scene...

and well, I like her... still! hahaha.... I even like her dumb movie.

Thursday, August 7, 2008

Big Brother

I'm A Big Brother Addict. It's on in 30 or so minutes! yey. All you East coasters SHhh. Don't tell me who goes.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Paris Responds...

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die


That video was in response to this one.

Cooking with Erika - Fried Pickle Goodness

Fried Pickles
Fried Pickles
Fried Pickles
Fried Pickles
Fried Pickles
Fried Pickles
Fried Pickles
Fried Pickles
Fried Pickles
163/365 ... Fried Pickles

Thanks for helping mom!!

Glad I Know it and Don't Have to Learn it!

Why English Is Hard To Learn

Youve gotta admit, its a pretty stupid language. Id hate to be a foreigner trying to learn it. Heres 21 reasons why English is a pain in the ass.

1. The bandage was wound around the wound.

2. The farm was used to produce produce.

3. The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.

4. We must polish the Polish furniture.

5. He could lead if he would get the lead out.

6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.

7. Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.

8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.

9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.

10. I did not object to the object.

11. The insurance was invalid for the invalid.

12. There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.

13. They were too close to the door to close it.

14. The buck does funny things when does are present.

15. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.

16. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.

17. The wind was too strong to wind the sail.

18. After a number of injections my jaw got number.

19. Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.

20. I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.

21. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend?

Monday, August 4, 2008

Funny Metaphors


The ballerina rose gracefully en Pointe and extended one slender leg behind her, like a dog at a fire hydrant.

Oh Gosh. These made me laugh pretty hard.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Figuring out GIMP.

So my sister never sent me Photoshop like she promised... so I've been working on figuring out GIMP... The first one is supposed to look like I am popping out of a picture - basically giving it some sort of 3Dness. The second one is a globe/planet attempt. I only used one picture rather than taking a bunch of pictures around me... because I can't figure out how to merge the photos to make one long one :-/ ...click each picture to see a larger version.

159/365

First Globe Attempt.

SO I need some more practice but am bored with the photos I have, so if you want me to butcher one of your photos... send it my way. airrikajswan@gmail.com ...



Friday Flashback - Freshman Year

Cover of my freshman year yearbook in high school...


And some messages from the best friends... I just found our high school words to be funny. I chuckled a little re reading all of them after all the years (8)! I hope you guys don't mind, there isn't anything too juicy ;-) Click the images to read!





Happy Birthday Jessica - Video



... My first stop animation photo... well besides the one of me making faces...